News from around the AFC East

You know its bad when the newspapers are running “Things to do instead of watching the Dolphins” articles. I’m surprised they didn’t have “just go outside and enjoy the south Florida weather, dummy” or “help OJ find the real killers on your local golf course” on the list.

The starting quarterback for your Miami Dolphins, Mr. Cleo Lemon! The article goes with the “lemon car” joke, as do many others. Where are the Miss Cleo jokes?

You can add Las Vegas oddsmakers to the growing list of people who hate the New England Patriots right now.

Coldhardfootballfacts.com makes the case that the Patriots, and not the Packers, have the NFL’s best passing attack based on the numbers. And here I thought it was the Chicago Bears. No wonder those Las Vegas oddsmakers love me so much.

The Buffalo Bills probably don’t want to look back on Monday night’s game, but that’s not stopping the rest of us from doing so.

While the Buffalo Bills showed that they are ready for primetime, their fans were another story.

Has the time come for Jets’ QB Chad Pennington to head to the bench?

The New York Jets will be wearing “New York Titans” throwback uniforms this weekend against the Eagles. Thankfully the Eagles will not be wearing their throwbacks, though.