Scandal of the Century!

As I’m sure you’ve heard already, the NFL is looking into allegations that the Patriots used a camera on the sidelines of Sunday’s game, a violation of NFL policy. Well, I’ve been keeping close tabs on this story and, through an unnamed source with close ties to the Patriots organization, I’ve been able to obtain a copy of a front office memo that offers several possible “spin campaigns” to keep the team’s name out of the mud. While I don’t think these will hold up in The Honorable Roger Goodell’s Court of Law, they are worth a shot.

-They were just filming scenes for the new sitcom “How I Met Your Defensive Coordinator”

-It wasn’t a camera, it was a corrective lense for an employee who is severely near-sighted

-They were getting footage for the “NFL Coaches Gone Wild!” video

-A candid camera stunt gone horribly wrong

-Cameraman worked for HBO, working on the ‘Sopranos’ spin-off starring Eric Mangini

-Well, it beats CBS’s coverage of the game

-He was totally checking out the hottie in row C, man

-They were just scouting coaching fashion in hopes of making over Bill Belichick’s wardrobe